dullsworth's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-Sketched- The Forbidden Rice]

Real life accuracy

smirkstudios responds:

It's over 9000

[JUMALAUTA]

rump

[JUH JEE JUH BOO BOO - Lou Kelly]

gr8 j0b m8

[Robot Boy Show - 1-15-16]

excellent boats, would line my toilet seat with a tiled printout of a screencap of these boats

robot-jones responds:

thank

[Patton Oswalt: Nick Nolte]

Well done, well done. Medium rare. Can't wait for a followup called Nick Nolte: Patton Oswalt

[DailyToon #497]

kill me

TheStarSyndicate responds:

THE STAR OF THE SHOW!~!!!!!!!

[Xbox 1 VS Playstation 1]

This cartoon really captured the essence of the modern youtube critic. Reviewboy12's constant breaking of eye contact and trailing, autistic monotone created a believable summation of young people reviewing games and consoles but not really knowing how. The midi soundtrack was a perfect top off to all the cheesiness. I'd love to see more of this character - Reviewboy12 seems like the perfect vessel to satire some of the obtuse observations & unintentional comedy produced by his real life counterparts.

[LoiterKlok 3.0]

fucking fuck yeah its just like the real dethklok only way loiter squadier
2/2 stars 100/100011 golden torsos

[ONEY2012]

how dare that filthy chinaman oney do stuff
the king is dead long live the king
the fate of the universe rests on the shoulders of the universe

[Mike's Date]

nipple pads

Appropriately enough, this opened with Michael C Hall doing the voice over for a car ad. Then the cartoon started and I felt like I was missing something. It actually picked up when Mike slams the girl into his crotch. The final scene was spontaneous and wacky and I loved it. In retrospect, the first half of the cartoon was very dry and didn't have much going on, but ended up being a great contrast with the ending.
It's easy to mess up a good flash cartoon with the pencil tool, but I thought its use in this was excellent. The only times when the art felt shoddy were in certain sequences like when Mike is yawning. Lastly, the voice acting was varied in quality. There was a lot of unnecessary stuttering in almost every character's lines. Sometimes it felt like they were all the same character just with slightly different pitches. Again, the outro really shined in this department.