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gr8 j0b m8

excellent boats, would line my toilet seat with a tiled printout of a screencap of these boats

robot-jones responds:

thank

Well done, well done. Medium rare. Can't wait for a followup called Nick Nolte: Patton Oswalt

kill me

TheStarSyndicate responds:

THE STAR OF THE SHOW!~!!!!!!!

This cartoon really captured the essence of the modern youtube critic. Reviewboy12's constant breaking of eye contact and trailing, autistic monotone created a believable summation of young people reviewing games and consoles but not really knowing how. The midi soundtrack was a perfect top off to all the cheesiness. I'd love to see more of this character - Reviewboy12 seems like the perfect vessel to satire some of the obtuse observations & unintentional comedy produced by his real life counterparts.

I typically review based on how confused I was by breast placement, and boy does this take the cake. Or should I say take the breast! Nothing can top an ambiguously-sexed dog and other characters whose placement in context goes pretty far past my intuitive understanding. Or should I say all the way over my huge breasts.

fucking fuck yeah its just like the real dethklok only way loiter squadier
2/2 stars 100/100011 golden torsos

how dare that filthy chinaman oney do stuff
the king is dead long live the king
the fate of the universe rests on the shoulders of the universe

nipple pads

Appropriately enough, this opened with Michael C Hall doing the voice over for a car ad. Then the cartoon started and I felt like I was missing something. It actually picked up when Mike slams the girl into his crotch. The final scene was spontaneous and wacky and I loved it. In retrospect, the first half of the cartoon was very dry and didn't have much going on, but ended up being a great contrast with the ending.
It's easy to mess up a good flash cartoon with the pencil tool, but I thought its use in this was excellent. The only times when the art felt shoddy were in certain sequences like when Mike is yawning. Lastly, the voice acting was varied in quality. There was a lot of unnecessary stuttering in almost every character's lines. Sometimes it felt like they were all the same character just with slightly different pitches. Again, the outro really shined in this department.

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